KIDNAPPED!!!!

So there I was, doing my hair and makeup for the day (yeah, it was 5pm) when the door bell rings and I hear my mom shout, "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!?"

I can hear my closest, funnest amazingest friends laughing so I sneak down the hall and peek my head around the corner...

Stephanie was crouched on my floor, holding my dogs collar. I thought, "HUH!" But then I realized Steph was holding a gun!!! (well, it was just her fingers but, still! Those things can be LETHAL!!) She saw me and jumped up, seizing me around the neck and began pulling me toward the front door. I could see Keenan, Ash, Andres, Abe, and Daniel through the glass door. I shouted in confusion (Steph was really hurting my neck!) I mean, I needed shoes!!! Still holding me in a head lock, Steph dragged me to my room and I slipped on some flip flops and grabbed my yellow jacket. I was then dragged out of my house.

"Where's your phone?" My mom asked, a little too casually.
"Back pocket!" I said in a daze as I was dragged out to Emma's van.

I had been KiDnApPeD!! And my mom had just watched it happen!

We left my house and were on our way to kidnap Miah and Erin. We got there and everybody bailed out of the van. We rang the doorbell for like 5 minutes before Miah answered the door. We demanded that he come out with us immediately. But he said, "I gotta go get shoes." I was watching him from the bottom of the stairs, wondering why he walked from his room into his mom's. Then I heard the water running.

Andres and I ran up the stairs to find him BRUSHING HIS TEETH! We tried to stop him, almost rammed the toothbrush down his throat, I put some lotion on him. Nothing worked. So we let him be. He finished then, UGH! He had to go put friggin' colonge on!!! His sister had to change and stuff..

THEY FAIL AT GETTING KIDNAPPED!

We finally got them outside and into the car. I was a bit disappointed cuz I was smashed against the window and Keenan was up front. Oh well. Emma began telling us about why we had been kidnapped-WALMART SCAVENGER HUNT! Yeah, that was FUN! I was on Keenan, Steph, Erin, and Abe's team. WE WON!!! wOo!!

So after we won, we went to McDonalds and got ice cream. Emma used a British accent when she ordered the 10 ice cream cones, got mad when the dude only said 2. We drove up and when the kid who was making the ice cream cones rolled his eyes and said, "Women", Emma said, "You're going to bloody hell for that." And drove off. All 9 teenagers were laughing so hard we were about to pee our pants, and Emma was about to crash the car. We went to Emma's workplace and MADE COOKIES! Yum. Most of us went into this waaayy nice conference room and started spinning around on the office chairs. (Ashlee and Miah went and sat on the couch in the other room. -rolls eyes- hehe)

Well...I asked Emma if I could copy my face in the copy machine. Yeah!!! Whoo! After that everyone else started to. Everybody placed a hand on the copy machine. It was GREAT! Dang those cookies were GOOD!! Lol. In the storage room in the office space I found this fold out thing with holes were you put your head. Yeah! It was two HOTT Hawaiian people it!! MAN IT WAS SEXY!!!! Lol.

After wreaking havoc on the office, Emma decided it was time to take everybody home. On the way home, Emma gave us our cover story: We just made cookies, sat in a circle, and sang Kum-Ba-Yah the entire time. Lol. YES!!!

So I was like DOG TIRED on the way home so I just kinda napped on Keenan on the way home. Silly me, I left my cellular device in Emma's car! Emma threatened to sell it on ebay with the photos we'd copied!!! Ahh, so after they finished dropping everybody off, they came back. YES! KEENAN BROUGHT ME FRIES AGAIN!!! WOO! And I got ANOTHER hug. Hehe.

Yeah, I hope all of my kidnappers are that awesome!