Everybody had to meet in the church parking lot at
5:55 AM! We loaded our stuff, had a morning devotional, then piled into cars and departed for Camp Browning in Ogden Canyon. My car "got lost" on 5th South, and "found" a nifty little bagel shop, when suddenly, we were hungry! :)
Upon arrival at girls camp, everybody needeed to pee. We were all waiting outside the bathrooms when we heard a shrill scream, "THERE'S A BAT IN THE TOILET!" Apparently, (we'll call her J) J had peed on the bat and it started hissing at her. She couldn't get her pants up or the door open. She finally got out of the stall and the guy who was in charge of our ward went into the bathroom armed with a stick and a rock. The bat lost. What a crappy way to die! You're minding your own business, taking a nap, when you get peed on, everybody starts screaming, then you get hit with a stick and smashed by a rock! Ouch!
We unloaded the cars and picked out tents. The tents weren't exactly spacious, but we managed to fit 6 foam pads, 6 sleeping bags, 6 girls, and 7 pillows. It was cozy.
The lady, who was also in charge of us, told us that we shouldn't have any food in our tents or bags because the wildlife had super sharp teeth and went crazy at the smell of food, or lipgloss, chapstick, perfume, you name it. One year, a girl had left a single Skittle in her scripture bag, which ended up in tatters because of the squirrels and chipmunks. "Rabid" I often called them.
The camp, Camp Browning, is a Boy Scout camp, which was very...intense. Very different from girls camps.
The first activity that my ward picked was the Geocache. (a 6 mile hike). We passed a recently dead dear. It was AWFUL! It smelled so bad and was covered in flies. Yuck. We walked through rivers and stuff and my shoes got SO wet! One girl in my ward was in the very front and we heard her scream "RATTLE SNAKE!" Sure enough, right next to the trail, there was a rattler, it was pretty pissed off. No one got bitten, though.
We went back and had lunch. After lunch we had a two hour break until our next activity: Aquatics. I jumped into my swimming suit and walked down the massive, painfully steep mountian down to the dock where the canoes waited. Megan, Jenny (YW president) and I got into one canoe and tried to get across the lake. By tried, I mean, the uneven distrabution of paddling power made it extremely difficult gooing straight. "Drunk canoeing" you could call it. I was in the middle, and everytime I paddled we went way of course. We were the last boat to get to our next aquatic destination of the other side of the lake:
Cliff Diving.Well, not exactly diving. It's basically impossible to dive with a life jacket on. So we could call it Cliff Jumping. Anyway, I got out of the boat and my feet touched the water and I screamed. It was FREEZING! I started up the slippery, muddy, rocky, steep path up to the jumping part. One girl from my ward was standing on the ledge, saying that she was terrified of heights. She got away from the ledge and I said I'd love to go! I stood there for a second, looking down. I asked the Aquatics dude how hight this was. About 27ish feet. I looked down again, smiled, asked for a countdown, and jumped, screaming all the way down. SPLASH! It was so cold! I came back up. Someone still on the cliff asked how it was, and I could only gasp and scream. I swam over and went up again. I jumped again, then got back in the canoe. I sat in the back this time, Jenny in the middle, and Megan in the front again. The Aquatics guy and his boat were near us. My arms got really tired, so he taught us how to switch places without capsizing the canoe. Oh, it was classic!
We got back and Megan and I started up the massive hill. The wind started blowing, it was cold. I kind of had a temper tantrum and started hitting tree branches with my paddle. "I HATE NATURE!!" I would scream.
We had diner, then planned out a skit for the 3 ward devotional thing we had to go to. The skit involved several people, a wad of gum, and the words "Sharing. A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Days Saints." I volunteered to be the last person to get the gum. The gum was dropped in the dirt, had wood chips picked out of it, played with and pulled apart, and combined with another girl's piece of gum before it got to me. I popped it in my mouth, chewed, and blew a bubble and said, "Sharing. A message from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Days Saints." Yes, it was grand. :)
We went back to our camp and roasted marshmellows. Some tried to roast jolly ranchers. It failed-they kept melting and falling into the fire. We started telling stories: scary stories, embarrassing stories. I told my story about the First Hug, with the slipping on the ice and stuff. The scary stories were so bad! And the ones Jenny told gave us all nightmares. She attracted freaky people in her life!
Everybody drifted to their tents. My tent of 6 girls stayed up talking for a while. Then we slept.
And that was DAY 1 of Girls' Camp!!