Do you ever feel like your dog? I feel like that all the time: scruffy, smelly, got food in my teeth, bad breath, lazy, and you know it, OUT OF SHAPE!
Even though I'm only like a week into the summer, I still feel like I've let myself go completely. My twin friends and I have started walking every morning, or whenever the weather was semi-nice. I've been taking my puppy (who's actually 8 years old) on walks a lot too because my mom said that my dog was getting a little chunky too. I was offended because it sounded like she was implying that I myself was "getting a little chunky." I said to my mom, "Excuse me?! I'm getting chunky?! MEAN!" As I stormed out of the house to take my dog on another walk.
Another thing, why are electronic scales so inaccurate?! I asked my friend's mom this question, and she said, "To torment woman. You are probably standing on it wrong. You're supposed to do it upside down. lol." I replied, "I honestly don't think I lost 5 pounds just by stepping off then onto the scale again. Psh. I WISH!"
YAY FOR BEING LAZY!!!!
3 comments:
i saw the following sign posted above the scale at the Dr's office: "WARNING! STANDING ON SCALE MAY CAUSE TEARS"
Your dog is soooo cute Larz!
Laura, can you tell me how to get a pic inside of a post? Maybe it's my template that won't let me, but I just can't get a pic in it. Grrrr.
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